Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Incredible Beckham insurance deal brokered...

They've given men nearly as much pleasure as Beck's down the years, but Dolly's airbags aren't worth a fraction of 'Goldenballs' legs
News reaches United blog Towers that David Beckham has signed a world-record breaking insurance deal for an incredible £100m! Apparently the deal dwarfs even those taken out to safefguard spaceships and even the Olympic Games. Other well known star insurance policies include: Bruce Springsteen's voice £3.5m, Dolly Parton's boobs £350,000, Ken Dodd's teeth £4m, Ben Turpin's eyes £20,000.

Mind boggling figures

Only a scouse comic could get away with insuring chompers like Doddy's

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